The One and Only
baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE

never-be-anything-but-loud:

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

If a donkey can do it, why not a human?

Because She Calms The Storms In My Mind